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Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Evening Comissioner
Sex(WARNING: IF U FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, STOP READING NOW). A topic we are all either very fond of, or don't feel comfortable talking about. We'll, for me, it is a topic I'm fond of. I don't care what you think about what I say, love it or hate it, this blog is gonna be about sex and other things of that nature.
Yes, yes we all know that sex is a special intimate time for a couple, sex happens when usually a couple falls in love and wants to express their love in a more intimate way and so on and so forth. But what about after that? I am pretty sure couples don't just have sex to make love every time and if you say you do...you are a liar. Each person has physical needs, and once you start having sex or doing sexual things that give you those great orgasms you see in pornos, then you don't really wanna stop. There is nothing dirty or nasty about sex like some people might teach you. Sex can be a beautiful thing and a fun loving thing. Sex is what you make it. Have fun with it. Don't be ashamed of it and feel like you need to hide away your dirty sex secrets in the closet. Cause I am telling you right now, you might think the things you like are weird...but other people like them as well. So get over it.
Now moving on:
Sex in Public. Like it? Wanna try it? Disgusted by the idea of getting caught, or excited about it? Too nervous to do it? Understandable. You eventually move past that. I think sex in public is hilarious. I'll come out and say yeah sure I've done it, in different places. I'm a nervous freak when doing it in public(unless drunk then i just don't care). I'm always nervous of getting caught, but never once have. Oh, the luck. Of course don't go and fuck in front of someone...that's just sick. But if you wanan do it in public, maybe try a place that you can maybe be caught, but not by a ton of people. Wanna start small? Do the backseat of your car. Preferably with tinted windows...if not. If no tinted windows are available...do it at night and on a street with no lights. then move onto bigger places, slowly. I've seen and heard of people doing it everywhere: sides of house, on cars, in bathrooms at a party, hell..in a dark corner of a party, in swimming pools, in the ocean in daytona, onthe beach in daytona... anywhere u can think of...on campus...people, I am sure have done it.
Sex at work. What another great topic. Depending on where you work, have at it. Now, if you are preparing my food at the Olive Garden while getting it on...that i am not ok with. But if you so choose to go fuck in the break room while you are at your office job...do you what gotta do. it is what it is.
Hooking up on the weekeds. Ok, so college is the only four years of your life where you will be able to do stupid shit like this and get away with it. Now, if you are fuckin more than 15 chicks/guys a semester...you might wanan stop back...and maybe get your dick checked. Im pretty sure fucking 15 people in your college career might be enough. If you number is hitting 30...watch the fuck out. Haven't you seen the commercials where they say "I in 5 adults have genital herpes"...well I dont know if you know this or not, but since hitting the age of 18, you have officialy become an adult, no matter how childish you may feel. so, if you fuck 30 people, 6 of them may have herpes. WOW. have fun with that one. Explain that to every chick/guy you go out and fuck...'oh those bumps...are nothing.'
when it comes down to it, go get what you gotta get. get your junk checked if you are gonna be fuckin a lot of people cause god knows what the girls and guys on this campus may have.
and i'll leave you with this:
wrap it before you whack it.
peace,
carl winslow
Yes, yes we all know that sex is a special intimate time for a couple, sex happens when usually a couple falls in love and wants to express their love in a more intimate way and so on and so forth. But what about after that? I am pretty sure couples don't just have sex to make love every time and if you say you do...you are a liar. Each person has physical needs, and once you start having sex or doing sexual things that give you those great orgasms you see in pornos, then you don't really wanna stop. There is nothing dirty or nasty about sex like some people might teach you. Sex can be a beautiful thing and a fun loving thing. Sex is what you make it. Have fun with it. Don't be ashamed of it and feel like you need to hide away your dirty sex secrets in the closet. Cause I am telling you right now, you might think the things you like are weird...but other people like them as well. So get over it.
Now moving on:
Sex in Public. Like it? Wanna try it? Disgusted by the idea of getting caught, or excited about it? Too nervous to do it? Understandable. You eventually move past that. I think sex in public is hilarious. I'll come out and say yeah sure I've done it, in different places. I'm a nervous freak when doing it in public(unless drunk then i just don't care). I'm always nervous of getting caught, but never once have. Oh, the luck. Of course don't go and fuck in front of someone...that's just sick. But if you wanan do it in public, maybe try a place that you can maybe be caught, but not by a ton of people. Wanna start small? Do the backseat of your car. Preferably with tinted windows...if not. If no tinted windows are available...do it at night and on a street with no lights. then move onto bigger places, slowly. I've seen and heard of people doing it everywhere: sides of house, on cars, in bathrooms at a party, hell..in a dark corner of a party, in swimming pools, in the ocean in daytona, onthe beach in daytona... anywhere u can think of...on campus...people, I am sure have done it.
Sex at work. What another great topic. Depending on where you work, have at it. Now, if you are preparing my food at the Olive Garden while getting it on...that i am not ok with. But if you so choose to go fuck in the break room while you are at your office job...do you what gotta do. it is what it is.
Hooking up on the weekeds. Ok, so college is the only four years of your life where you will be able to do stupid shit like this and get away with it. Now, if you are fuckin more than 15 chicks/guys a semester...you might wanan stop back...and maybe get your dick checked. Im pretty sure fucking 15 people in your college career might be enough. If you number is hitting 30...watch the fuck out. Haven't you seen the commercials where they say "I in 5 adults have genital herpes"...well I dont know if you know this or not, but since hitting the age of 18, you have officialy become an adult, no matter how childish you may feel. so, if you fuck 30 people, 6 of them may have herpes. WOW. have fun with that one. Explain that to every chick/guy you go out and fuck...'oh those bumps...are nothing.'
when it comes down to it, go get what you gotta get. get your junk checked if you are gonna be fuckin a lot of people cause god knows what the girls and guys on this campus may have.
and i'll leave you with this:
wrap it before you whack it.
peace,
carl winslow
Monday, October 6, 2008
family matters is on nick at night. i feel officially like old balls.
what else makes me feel old is how young these froshies look.
i look at them and all i cn do is picture that huge ball pit int he chuckee cheeses and them playing in it.
what bugs me is this. the freshman classes keep getting less and less of the university of dayton experience. the class this year will not know what lowes fest is. and in a few years, lowes will be a legend just like st. pattys day and homecoming is to all of us.
personally, my freshman year...lowes fest WAS college and still is my definition of college to this day. I had never seen anything crazier and more fun until that weekend. I downed my first bottle of Soco in a day, and drank lots of beer on top of that. It was one of the most memorable weekends of my life..
and now, these kids don't get that.
And for that, I feel sorry for them.
Now, as to why I do not feel sorry for them.
The attitude.
It needs to calm the F down.
This past weekend I heard of a story where a guy, James, was hving a party at his house. James was on his front porch when a kid walked up, pushed him out of the way and was like "i live here...MOVE."
James respponded with "look freshman, that doesn't work here..this is my house, go away."
Upon hearing this, the frosh tried to start a fight. That didnt happen. So after he was kicked out by the guys who actually do live in the house, he decided to come back an hour later, walk right in and try to steal beer. he was then kicked out again and tried to start a fight again.
Lookie here frosh,
you can not walk into a house, and demand beer. This is our money out of our pockets thats getting you drunk. This is tradition, when we were frosh...people were nice to us and nicely gave us beer. we didnt demand it, it was a treat for us. I was thankful for every beer i got,
i never once walked into a house and demanded beer.
sooo, work out your tude kiddos. or back the F off and get the F out of the ghetto.
i don't want froshies walking around with tudes thinking they are hot shit...when really...kids..you still have 2-3 years before u can buy beer..so shut up, lose the tude, and show respect.
you have to show respect...to get respect. so show it, or get out.
peace,
carl winslow
what else makes me feel old is how young these froshies look.
i look at them and all i cn do is picture that huge ball pit int he chuckee cheeses and them playing in it.
what bugs me is this. the freshman classes keep getting less and less of the university of dayton experience. the class this year will not know what lowes fest is. and in a few years, lowes will be a legend just like st. pattys day and homecoming is to all of us.
personally, my freshman year...lowes fest WAS college and still is my definition of college to this day. I had never seen anything crazier and more fun until that weekend. I downed my first bottle of Soco in a day, and drank lots of beer on top of that. It was one of the most memorable weekends of my life..
and now, these kids don't get that.
And for that, I feel sorry for them.
Now, as to why I do not feel sorry for them.
The attitude.
It needs to calm the F down.
This past weekend I heard of a story where a guy, James, was hving a party at his house. James was on his front porch when a kid walked up, pushed him out of the way and was like "i live here...MOVE."
James respponded with "look freshman, that doesn't work here..this is my house, go away."
Upon hearing this, the frosh tried to start a fight. That didnt happen. So after he was kicked out by the guys who actually do live in the house, he decided to come back an hour later, walk right in and try to steal beer. he was then kicked out again and tried to start a fight again.
Lookie here frosh,
you can not walk into a house, and demand beer. This is our money out of our pockets thats getting you drunk. This is tradition, when we were frosh...people were nice to us and nicely gave us beer. we didnt demand it, it was a treat for us. I was thankful for every beer i got,
i never once walked into a house and demanded beer.
sooo, work out your tude kiddos. or back the F off and get the F out of the ghetto.
i don't want froshies walking around with tudes thinking they are hot shit...when really...kids..you still have 2-3 years before u can buy beer..so shut up, lose the tude, and show respect.
you have to show respect...to get respect. so show it, or get out.
peace,
carl winslow
Cleopatra, Comin' at cha
Hey Flyers, Cleopatra Here.
Have you heard the one about how the little 1990s brats we call freshman want the drinking age to be 18? Really? Are you kidding? First of all, I feel like this is the worst, most disrespectal group of first year students we have ever had, not to mention the most annoying slow walkers on the face of this earth. It's bad enough that 1/2 of these midgets have fake IDs and weasle their way into the campus bar scene. We don't need all of them stinking it up legally.
Sincerely
Queen of Da Nile
Have you heard the one about how the little 1990s brats we call freshman want the drinking age to be 18? Really? Are you kidding? First of all, I feel like this is the worst, most disrespectal group of first year students we have ever had, not to mention the most annoying slow walkers on the face of this earth. It's bad enough that 1/2 of these midgets have fake IDs and weasle their way into the campus bar scene. We don't need all of them stinking it up legally.
Sincerely
Queen of Da Nile
Senior Salute
Blogger Alayne here,
So, senior salute...On a Thursday? Is the person who planned this graduating in December...is that why it must be then? I am pretty sure when I got that email over the summer that it was too long and bored me so I just ignored it. How many people voted to make salute in October? Probably not many. My guess is around 20, and out of those 20, I'm sure majority that voted are graduating in December and voted YES to October.
Isn't a Senior Salute to say goodbye to the seniors? I mean I thought so...so shouldn't it be right before we graduate? Yeahh..........
So to all of you out there who can not go to senior salute because ON THURSDAYS you have a night class that goes til 8:30, or you have to student teach at 8:00 the next day...don't be too hurt. Because if I am remembering correctly, the last email we got about it said something to the point of "i wish every senior could go, but that's just not realistic"..but im pretty sure it was said in more of a bitchy way.
So awesome job, student president or whatever you are. Senior Salute...does not attract me what so ever. Everyone I know is pissed about it. Good Lord, a Thursday night....what an awful choice. I'm sure people will still come, but for those of us who can not...Thanks. you did a great job planning this.
Much love,
Alayne
So, senior salute...On a Thursday? Is the person who planned this graduating in December...is that why it must be then? I am pretty sure when I got that email over the summer that it was too long and bored me so I just ignored it. How many people voted to make salute in October? Probably not many. My guess is around 20, and out of those 20, I'm sure majority that voted are graduating in December and voted YES to October.
Isn't a Senior Salute to say goodbye to the seniors? I mean I thought so...so shouldn't it be right before we graduate? Yeahh..........
So to all of you out there who can not go to senior salute because ON THURSDAYS you have a night class that goes til 8:30, or you have to student teach at 8:00 the next day...don't be too hurt. Because if I am remembering correctly, the last email we got about it said something to the point of "i wish every senior could go, but that's just not realistic"..but im pretty sure it was said in more of a bitchy way.
So awesome job, student president or whatever you are. Senior Salute...does not attract me what so ever. Everyone I know is pissed about it. Good Lord, a Thursday night....what an awful choice. I'm sure people will still come, but for those of us who can not...Thanks. you did a great job planning this.
Much love,
Alayne
how can I properly salute anything on a thursday night?
Electra here-
As a senior I was totally psyched about attending senior salute this year....i got the email during the summer about how it would possibly be moved to the fall and was fine with that. but what's with it being on a thursday night? i'm sorry my schedule isnt exactly what i wanted it to be my last year at this school seeing as how i have a 9AM CLASS Monday wednesday AND friday. and thank you SGA for making me feel worse by telling me that i have to either skip class and face reprocussions of being seen as a drunk by my teacher because i couldnt make it to her precious class OR being totally lame and missing what i heard by previous seniors to be an AMAZING night.
whatevs im going to miss this awesome event because i dont want to go out to a bunch of bars and have to hold back my alcoholic or "college student" urges. whats the point of going if i cant get shit faced and have a good time? id just be worrying about missing class the next day. that sounds lame doesnt it? well ive already missed too many of those good ole 9AMs so i cant skip anymore. everyone who ends up going PLEASE have fun for me
xoxo
Electra
As a senior I was totally psyched about attending senior salute this year....i got the email during the summer about how it would possibly be moved to the fall and was fine with that. but what's with it being on a thursday night? i'm sorry my schedule isnt exactly what i wanted it to be my last year at this school seeing as how i have a 9AM CLASS Monday wednesday AND friday. and thank you SGA for making me feel worse by telling me that i have to either skip class and face reprocussions of being seen as a drunk by my teacher because i couldnt make it to her precious class OR being totally lame and missing what i heard by previous seniors to be an AMAZING night.
whatevs im going to miss this awesome event because i dont want to go out to a bunch of bars and have to hold back my alcoholic or "college student" urges. whats the point of going if i cant get shit faced and have a good time? id just be worrying about missing class the next day. that sounds lame doesnt it? well ive already missed too many of those good ole 9AMs so i cant skip anymore. everyone who ends up going PLEASE have fun for me
xoxo
Electra
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All profanity allowed.
All types of stories, about anything and anyone are welcome. You can use real names, but we encourage the use of code names(unless you are really feeling bitchy).
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