Cleopatra, Comin' at cha

Hey Flyers, Cleopatra Here.
Have you heard the one about how the little 1990s brats we call freshman want the drinking age to be 18? Really? Are you kidding? First of all, I feel like this is the worst, most disrespectal group of first year students we have ever had, not to mention the most annoying slow walkers on the face of this earth. It's bad enough that 1/2 of these midgets have fake IDs and weasle their way into the campus bar scene. We don't need all of them stinking it up legally.

Sincerely
Queen of Da Nile