Evening Comissioner

Sex(WARNING: IF U FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, STOP READING NOW). A topic we are all either very fond of, or don't feel comfortable talking about. We'll, for me, it is a topic I'm fond of. I don't care what you think about what I say, love it or hate it, this blog is gonna be about sex and other things of that nature.

Yes, yes we all know that sex is a special intimate time for a couple, sex happens when usually a couple falls in love and wants to express their love in a more intimate way and so on and so forth. But what about after that? I am pretty sure couples don't just have sex to make love every time and if you say you do...you are a liar. Each person has physical needs, and once you start having sex or doing sexual things that give you those great orgasms you see in pornos, then you don't really wanna stop. There is nothing dirty or nasty about sex like some people might teach you. Sex can be a beautiful thing and a fun loving thing. Sex is what you make it. Have fun with it. Don't be ashamed of it and feel like you need to hide away your dirty sex secrets in the closet. Cause I am telling you right now, you might think the things you like are weird...but other people like them as well. So get over it.

Now moving on:

Sex in Public. Like it? Wanna try it? Disgusted by the idea of getting caught, or excited about it? Too nervous to do it? Understandable. You eventually move past that. I think sex in public is hilarious. I'll come out and say yeah sure I've done it, in different places. I'm a nervous freak when doing it in public(unless drunk then i just don't care). I'm always nervous of getting caught, but never once have. Oh, the luck. Of course don't go and fuck in front of someone...that's just sick. But if you wanan do it in public, maybe try a place that you can maybe be caught, but not by a ton of people. Wanna start small? Do the backseat of your car. Preferably with tinted windows...if not. If no tinted windows are available...do it at night and on a street with no lights. then move onto bigger places, slowly. I've seen and heard of people doing it everywhere: sides of house, on cars, in bathrooms at a party, hell..in a dark corner of a party, in swimming pools, in the ocean in daytona, onthe beach in daytona... anywhere u can think of...on campus...people, I am sure have done it.

Sex at work. What another great topic. Depending on where you work, have at it. Now, if you are preparing my food at the Olive Garden while getting it on...that i am not ok with. But if you so choose to go fuck in the break room while you are at your office job...do you what gotta do. it is what it is.

Hooking up on the weekeds. Ok, so college is the only four years of your life where you will be able to do stupid shit like this and get away with it. Now, if you are fuckin more than 15 chicks/guys a semester...you might wanan stop back...and maybe get your dick checked. Im pretty sure fucking 15 people in your college career might be enough. If you number is hitting 30...watch the fuck out. Haven't you seen the commercials where they say "I in 5 adults have genital herpes"...well I dont know if you know this or not, but since hitting the age of 18, you have officialy become an adult, no matter how childish you may feel. so, if you fuck 30 people, 6 of them may have herpes. WOW. have fun with that one. Explain that to every chick/guy you go out and fuck...'oh those bumps...are nothing.'

when it comes down to it, go get what you gotta get. get your junk checked if you are gonna be fuckin a lot of people cause god knows what the girls and guys on this campus may have.

and i'll leave you with this:

wrap it before you whack it.

peace,
carl winslow